╨╧рб▒с>■  24■   1                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ье┴7 Ё┐4bjbjUU %07|7|4      lиииииии╝ИИИИ Ф$╝?Ў────────╛└└└└└└$5 U zфи─────фjии──∙jjj─Rи─и─╛j─╛jTj╛ии╛─╕ а╛0VР(┐╝╠ИT╛╛0?╛╧ j╧ ╛j╝╝ииии┘>Subject: True Story > > > > >Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. >One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, >woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had >diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was >urinary pain. > >It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out the >wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina >erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever >heard. In >paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push >and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she >gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. >She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police. When >medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of >her >bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was >a >stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a >stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other >leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he >lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at >which >point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of >her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. >Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile >bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat >there >on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. > >The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea >setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he >saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without >convulsing. > >> > >The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping >and splashing at a furious pace. > >If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. >DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and >severe >head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw >what >she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the >toilet and then on the floor. > >It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident >she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, >she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive >pleasure. > >At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it >to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian >XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of >the >tub. > >The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper >bag. >Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with >pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. >The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. >The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud >shrimp >egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they >are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly >boiled >to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's c**t >when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to >gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her >period, >doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was >the >perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger >version >of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the >eggs >had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten >minutes. > >You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning >and >gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet. 34ёCJOJQJ^JaJmH sH DИ╬$&l╢·NЩ╦Z_жйю7А╩╤ ] ∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙∙7$8$H$4¤] г ю ї @ B В ╔  ! 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