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>Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
>One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine,
>woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had
>diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was
>urinary pain.
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>It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out the
>wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina
>erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever
>heard. In
>paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push
>and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she
>gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.
>She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police. When
>medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of
>her
>bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was
>a
>stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a
>stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other
>leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he
>lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at
>which
>point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of
>her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
>Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile
>bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat
>there
>on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.
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>The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea
>setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he
>saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without
>convulsing.
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>The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping
>and splashing at a furious pace.
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>If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms.
>DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and
>severe
>head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw
>what
>she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the
>toilet and then on the floor.
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>It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident
>she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub,
>she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive
>pleasure.
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>At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it
>to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian
>XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of
>the
>tub.
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>The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper
>bag.
>Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with
>pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints.
>The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.
>The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud
>shrimp
>egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they
>are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly
>boiled
>to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's c**t
>when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to
>gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her
>period,
>doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was
>the
>perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger
>version
>of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the
>eggs
>had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten
>minutes.
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>You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
>and
>gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
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